KIDNEY VAKKAM
You want a freshly thatched roof, Balan?
A bicycle, a
handcart, a brick wall for your hut?
Then you give
me your kidney.
No,
listen. I give you thirty thousand
rupees.
Do not worry,
please. If there is internal bleeding,
I will sell
litres of the stuff. Like the juice of
nipa-fruits.
All for your
daughter’s dowry.
But
Villivakkam people are proud of their scars.
The men lift
their shirts high.
The women
adjust the tops of their saris,
swivelling so
gracefully to show off their caste.
Ho yes, I know
the scars run for thirty centimetres
around the
left side from the waist up the back.
I am not a
body-broker for nothing, isn’t it.
Okay, so you
can buy patches of skin
to heal the
scar at one thousand rupees per patch.
That will come
to no more than five thousand.
Holy cow! You would rather die?
Then permit me to sell your
corpse. Three thousand the lot.
It looks in
damn reasonable condition, considering.
My cut? Only twenty per cent for you, my friend.
On the
contrary, that is standard practice.
I have to
bargain with sick people, you know.
But if you
wish to see so-fine luxury,
Then give me
one of your eyes. Whichever one you
like.
A live cornea
fetches four thousand dollars in Madras.
Eight thousand
the pair. You will be twice damn lucky,
isn’t it.
Balan, my
friend, you only need one eye.
Michael Small
August, 1991
published The Mozzie, vol 13, issue 9, 2005
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