BARDOT after Sondheim



                                   

                                   She was ingénue, semi-nue
                                   
                                       Bursting out of fashion

                                        Decolletee, deshabille

                          Voluptuous eruptions and sultry moues

                                 B.B. could rouse your passion

                                 Oui, oui, a fling in ze hay, eh?

                               Her off-the-shoulder sex appeal

                                  Smouldered boldly to reveal

The Woman God created

                    Mon Dieu, Adam & Christian must’ve sated

                                 Mouth like a Mansard gable

                              Legs leggier than Betty Grable

                        B-B-Bardolatory towered above Babel

                             Belle B. B. enabled men to label

                   The fable as adorable and bankable as Gable


  • Christian Marquand was Bardot’s co-star in And God Created Woman

Michael Small

            pub. The Mozzie, vol. 13, issue 4, May, 2005, Queensland

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