BERLINER ENSEMBLE
1
Torrential Rain
Bernard Herrmann goes psycho,
slashing at the Valkyries
2
Humzinger
My currywurst was buzzed by wasps
humming Die Walkurrenritt
zuerst
3
Burgermeister
McDonald’s boasts over 50 joints
in Berlin
4
Nefretete kommt
Shoulder to nape curves in long,
slenderish S
The too hectic flush, the gypsum
glaze
One almond eye void as a blind
seer’s gaze
Nefertiti, schwan of Museum Agyptisches
5 Jeff
Koons: ‘Sandwiches’ and ‘Hair with
Cheese’
Edible faces
of cartoons
olive eyes
pretzel mouth
lettuce hair
Genial green
simpletons
kitsch mit
kirsch
6 Heinrich
Himmler, chinless chicken farmer,
craved to
breed bigger sheep –
prize Aryans
over two metres tall
7
Potsdamer Platz
Watch out for psychopaths on
cycle paths!
8 Smoking
isn’t bad for you yet in Berlin!
9 The
American Embassy is currently Starbuck’s
10 Before the Wall came down, our ‘Raisin
Bombers’ dropped parachutes made from underwear, bombing West Berlin with
money, chewing gum and stockings
11 Achtung! Achtung!
Dear Berliners,
The Police ask for your
attention:
Do not fall
for the trick.
Do not gamble
on Find the Lady.
You have no
chance to win.
Michael Small
Berlin, September, 2005
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