BERLINER ENSEMBLE



1                    Torrential Rain

Bernard Herrmann goes psycho, slashing at the Valkyries

2                       Humzinger

My currywurst was buzzed by wasps
humming Die Walkurrenritt zuerst

3                    Burgermeister

McDonald’s boasts over 50 joints in Berlin

4                    Nefretete kommt

Shoulder to nape curves in long, slenderish S
The too hectic flush, the gypsum glaze
One almond eye void as a blind seer’s gaze
Nefertiti, schwan of  Museum Agyptisches

5            Jeff Koons:  ‘Sandwiches’ and ‘Hair with Cheese’

Edible faces of cartoons
olive eyes
pretzel mouth
lettuce hair
Genial green simpletons

kitsch mit kirsch

6          Heinrich Himmler, chinless chicken farmer,
craved to breed bigger sheep –
prize Aryans over two metres tall

7                                                 Potsdamer Platz

Watch out for psychopaths on cycle paths!

8          Smoking isn’t bad for you yet in Berlin!

9          The American Embassy is currently Starbuck’s

10        Before the Wall came down, our ‘Raisin Bombers’ dropped parachutes made from underwear, bombing West Berlin with money, chewing gum and stockings

11                    Achtung!  Achtung!

Dear Berliners,
The Police ask for your attention:
Do not fall for the trick.
Do not gamble on Find the Lady.
You have no chance to win.

                                                             Michael Small

Berlin, September, 2005

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