OSTALGIE
green
ice-cream holder
Stalinallee: a board game for honour & knowledge
GDR hammer & compass coffee cup
green man T-shirts, oven mittens,
rose–stem holders, serviettes & iron-on patches
D for Club Dynamo wine-red pennant
& football shirt, beer tankards galore
bust of Karl Marx in gypsum,
alabaster or linden
walk The Wall map, colour-coded for
watch towers, dog runs, trip wires & mines
bottles of chips from original
Berlin Wall (1961-1989) – plain, coloured or graffitied
climb The Wall in Bernaurstrasse
& make a dash across the death strip
original GDR traffic light with working flashlight
blow-up of The Kiss – Honeker
bear-hugs Brezhnev with labial intensity
Trabant 601 with authentic
documentation, including hypothetical date of delivery
wad of 100 x 100 ostmarks with
priceless Karl Marx imprint
bottle of genuine asbestos from
Palast der Republik
range of office microphones,
telephone bugs & surveillance cameras
vitamin pills that really do change
your life, sex life and sex
advanced courses in sleep deprivation to facilitate
a more active life
wunder radiation treatment that
cauterizes every impurity, physical & mental
fake your own identity kit – adjustable stamps,
index cards, shredders & inkpad
range of watering cans, vinyl handbags & petrol
bowsers with concealed cameras
authentic Stasi smell jars – bottle your own! Provide own underwear, used!
your personal file from Record
Office, Ministry of Interior, Ruschestrasse 103
Michael Small
Sept 21-Oct 18, 2005, Berlin
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