REPORT WRITER’S BLOCK



                       Simon has occupied a desk.
 
I think we can do better than this!  I don’t want another court case on my hands.
Headmaster

Gallilayo wasn’t burn’t at the steak because of his pubic confeshion he was executed from the church

Simon has wasted the whole year playing ‘silly buggers’ with Dinny
di Donato.  His inconsiderate behaviour has distracted the rest of the class.  He has handed in not a jot of work and what little he has done has been ill-researched and poorly expressed.  A spider could have written more neatly.

For God’s sake you can’t tell his parents that!  They pay twelve thousand a year!
House Master

Gallilleo Galillayi beleived what Coppernickers said about the earth wasn’t the center of the planets but he wimped out at the inqwisishon

Simon is trying.  A lively personality who contributes to the enjoyment of the whole class, he must nevertheless learn to concentrate on his own work.  Whenever he hands up the semblance of an essay, it is a moment to be savoured.  Unfortunately, his handwriting still tends towards the arachnidan.

Don’t be facetious!  He’s a member of the first rowing eight!!  
                                                             Form Master

           The inqwishon would of strecthed him on the rack and ript out his bowls befour
            hangin and qwatering him, people of middle ages are very crewel

                        Simon is making modest progress.
                                                                                     Subject Teacher



t Teacher

                                                                                   
                                                                                    Michael Small

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